Easton (The Quince Man Quincy) Royce

That’s right. The only post you can find under About, but one of many posts under Stuff, the About Page! And you found it!

Well rather then bore you with a history of this site or a long winded blab about myself and all my many skills, I’ll just point out the main reasons for the existence of this site below. Yes, I know this is a category page, and yes, I know how to create pages. I decided to use categories to organise all my content on this site, thus avoiding the use of pages. Keeping it simple stupid.

Reasons for existence.

• A testing platform for WordPress releases and Plugins before going live
• A testing platform for WordPress releases and Themes before going live
• A testing platform for …

What you can find at this website.

• A testing platform for WordPress …
• A blog of posts containing random nothing and nothing about randoms
• A post for every time I felt it necessary to write about something I just thought of or something I just found
• Some cool sidebar widgets thingies
• Some stuff from Youtube?
• Pretty much anything I wanted to put on the internet but couldn’t find a suitable place for it

What you can expect from this website.

• Nothing
• Slow loading times due to my insane use of thousands of plugins containing millions of lines of Ajax / JavaScript code
• Loss of brain cells
• Possibly something useful
• No contact page, use the comments instead
• Errors, lots of errors.
• That’s It

What this website will do.

• Make you bored
• Crash your browser randomly (including Firefox)
• Crash any version of Windows after crashing your browser
• Crash any version of Linux after crashing your browser
• Crash any version of MacOS after crashing your browser
• Crash any version of Unix after crashing your browser
• Crash your computer, regardless of browser or operating system
• Hopefully make you come back for more random crashing

What this website will not do.

• Give you viruses
• Give you spyware
• Give you adware
• Give you rabies
• Give you STDs
• Give you Porn
• All of the above

So yeah, that’s pretty much it. Enjoy your visit, leave some graffiti somewhere and come back when you need more!

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